after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
They have beer where we have blood.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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