How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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