you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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