4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it was like eating out sand paper
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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