I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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