these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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