We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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