Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
smell my finger.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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