Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The Olympian is in my bed
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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