Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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