We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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