Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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