I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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