I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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