If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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