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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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