i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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