North Korea, Best Korea!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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