love makes seman taste better
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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