Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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