We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
im on a boat
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