Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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