What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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