Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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