let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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