I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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