am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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