come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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