If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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