ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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