So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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