Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I want to be your penis for a week.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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