wat bout pragnant strippers??
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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