Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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