I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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