Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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