He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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