I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He kissed a someone with a penis
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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