Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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