Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What a dumb baby whore.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
