What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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