laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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