arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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