let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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