my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It all started with a game of naked twister.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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