just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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