Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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