My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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