going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
