either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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